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wherethefuckdidiputmycigarettes:

This movie was pretty formative for me during my adolescence. 

wherethefuckdidiputmycigarettes:

This movie was pretty formative for me during my adolescence. 

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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

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dumloud:

lipstick-feminists:

“I want to know if my hair is just like yours,” he told Mr. Obama, so quietly that the president asked him to speak again. Jacob did, and Mr. Obama replied, “Why don’t you touch it and see for yourself?” He lowered his head, level with Jacob, who hesitated. “Touch it, dude!” Mr. Obama said. As Jacob patted the presidential crown, Mr. Souza snapped. “So, what do you think?” Mr. Obama asked. “Yes, it does feel the same,” Jacob said.

I died.

dumloud:

lipstick-feminists:

“I want to know if my hair is just like yours,” he told Mr. Obama, so quietly that the president asked him to speak again.

Jacob did, and Mr. Obama replied, “Why don’t you touch it and see for yourself?” He lowered his head, level with Jacob, who hesitated.

“Touch it, dude!” Mr. Obama said.

As Jacob patted the presidential crown, Mr. Souza snapped.

“So, what do you think?” Mr. Obama asked.

“Yes, it does feel the same,” Jacob said.

I died.

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gabifresh:

ukulady:

riverwentdry:

1-800-skankjesus:

hpvsleeve:

slugvomit:

fuckyeahnipplesonfire:

hernamewastangerine:

WHITE

PEOPLE

I feel so ashamed of being human

I remember seeing this…omg… 

That guy = Me, That girl = my perfect match

oh my god

oh my god

Calling all my friends who don’t give a fuck! Were re-enacting this on my street!!!

wtf did I just watch

this is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen

wait… what?

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